1. Those slim girls shaa, Na breeze dey rush dem
.
2. Even those Girls with smelling armpit, mouth
odour are saying “Na dem dey rush us” i beg, who dey rush them? Na flies?

3. I love carrying babies in my church, especially the ones with cheese balls and
ribena. They’re so cute and lovely kids
.
4. Not all men with pot belly that you see has money. Some of them just swallowed their pride….
.
5. You cannot use fainting to play with Muslims, because before you wake up, Boom!
they’ve buried you
.
6. Nigerian pastors sef, which one is “Any spirit of AMAKA DISAPPOINTMENT” from the pit of hell, catch FIRE!!!
.
7. “Why did you cross me? Do you want my children to resemble you? Oya cross me back!! “Who invented that rubbish?
.
8. Nowadays girls don’t cry on the day of their wedding anymore, they have wasted all the tears in their relationships
.
9. Any time ladies smiles at me in a Bus, I will just frown my face. I don’t have Money to pay for anybody’s Transport fare
.
10. Some guys will be like”I need a woman that will make me feel like a man” My question is were you feeling like a goat before?
.
11. Nigerians will not kill me o. How can you go to a dead person’s timeline and post “Rip bro, I’m sorry its coming late”
.
12. “Send me your account number” The only instruction women obey without Any Argument
.
13. Buhari called us lazy, Trump called him lifeless. Is God not wonderful?
.
14. Fanz, I’m not feeling too well. Can you guys log out of Facebook, I need to be alone
.
15. You will buy coil to kill African mosquitoes and they will smoke it like shisha, and then come to your ears and be singing, “Wetin you
gain”
.
16. Tomorrow just wake up, wear your formal clothes go to any company and start working, if they call the police, go to the police station and start working there too. We are tired of sending CVs. AbiNa?
.
17. When Americans see a small black cat in their house, they will just carry it and shout, “Wow what a cute kitty look at his blue eyes, I will show my friends and carry it to school But When Nigerians see cat in their parlour “Holy ghost fire! Fire! SBT! Bring turning garri stick with anointing oil, Holy ghost fire you evil cat
of destruction, Die! Die! Die! I know say na papa Emeka transform into this cat” 9ja ehn?
THE END

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