1. If u cannot find the right man or lady, just present the ugly one unto God for editing

2. Some boyfriends are like Nigerian Presidents , the next one would be the most worst, My sister better remain where u are. Everybody dey shout your name O Amaka disappointed me, nobody even cares to know Amaka’s side of the story

3. Imagine Davido is in the same NYSC camp with your girlfriend , My brother even Jesus said is finished

4. Dating a short guy is very nice. Until he follows u to church and the Usher directs him to the children section

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5. My Ex name is glory and the girl am dating is also called glory, does this signifies am moving from glory to glory